x = Math.floor(Math.random()* 12) +1;

switch(x){
    case 1 :
        szStr="Intelligent music for the 21st century and beyond";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
    case 2 :
        szStr="Übergeeks on parade";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
    case 3 :
        szStr="Modest Men From Mandrake";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
    case 4 :
        szStr="ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
    case 5 :
        szStr="Click the button below ... you know you want to";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
	case 6 :
        szStr="I see your schwartz is as big as mine";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
	case 7 :
        szStr="Pasty young men make good - film at 11";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
	case 8 :
        szStr="Better than a poke in the ass with a sharp stick";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
	case 9 :
        szStr="Department of Redundancy where nothing is ever repeated or said over again";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
	case 10 :
		szStr="Slathered in lard and poked right in";
	document.write( szStr );
		break;
	case 11 :
		szStr="Hear The Combined Geek on Head Case Radio www.headcaseradio.com";
	document.write( szStr );
		break;
	case 12 :
		szStr="Liquor in the front, poker in the rear";
	document.write( szStr );
		break;				
	default :
        szStr="You're seeing this because something got really fucked up";
	document.write( szStr );
        break;
    
}